that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever
School and Tumblr photoset
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?
My husband and I both have doctoral degrees; he earned one degree and I earned two. But written correspondence from friends, family, and community organizations is almost invariably addressed to “Dr. and Mrs.”
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.